thinking makes it so

There is grandeur in this view of life…

A marriage made in heaven

leave a comment »

Just a glass of water

Just a glass of water

Many of you will have read about the recent US study showing that drinking water before eating really can help weight loss.

Terry Sissons on her blog The Other Eye suggests it may not catch on because the commercial world could struggle to find a way of making money out of it: The miracle diet nobody will believe.

Ah but there’s homeopathy! Do you remember the ‘mass overdose’ demonstration earlier in the year?

Doubtless global homeopathy has been reeling ever since. Well – here’s an obvious way to put the much maligned industry back on its feet. Pills of nothing much at all – but with a price of course – and with elaborate instructions saying they must be dissolved in at least half a pint of water and the resulting solution must be drunk immediately before every meal.

I’ll leave the learned homeopaths to invent the requisite concoction. It would have to something soluble, inert and non-toxic, and for obvious reasons it would have to contain no calories. Other than that it could probably be anything.

Homeopaths everywhere are free to try out my idea. It could be revolutionary – a homeopathic treatment that actually works! All I ask is a reasonable slice of the profits.

© Chris Lawrence 2010.

Advertisements

Written by Chris Lawrence

2 September 2010 at 9:15 pm

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: